Parle vous ?
Parle vous francaise?
I met a french girl the other day and the first thing I blurted out, trying to impress was "Parle vous francaise?" Now how stupid is that also considering the fact that those were the only french words I know !!
Then I stared blankly , having exhausted my French language skills !
Note to self ; need to learn a new language !
Something similar happened when I was in India , I met a french guy at a cafe and I said I knew SOME french and then I said the three french words I knew yup....." Parle vous francaise? " and he started speaking in French !!! It took me a while to tell him that what I said was the SOME french I knew and that was asking him If he spoke french in French, We had a good laugh and he left thinking what an ass I was !!!
Its a funny story, since I am telling this and you dont know the other guy!
The Alcohol(hic)
I hate alcohol too much ,I dont like the wines. I dont like the cocktails ,the screwdrivers, the tequila. the whiskeys ,the gins
I hate the beers I hate light beers I hate heavy beers I hate dark beers
I dont however hate people who drink it ! But I do hate people who cant get hold of the fact that a person doesnt want to drink alchol cause he doesnt like it !!!
From my side I cant see why should I drink it ! Its sour ( beers are) it gives you a drowsy feel(all do), if you drink too much you are like a 2 years old ( someone with a big mouth and who wants to puke ) and yes who can forget DUI !! Now thats not likely to happen if you drink too much coffee , Never seen a guy getting pulled over and the cop says "I smell caffene how many coffees have you had tonight sir Its friday night and you were driving in a straight line ,,, how did you ever expect to get away with this ?"
Talking about coffee ,One of a my friends an avid alcohol lover said how can you like coffee it's bitter and black ... I thought wow isnt that like some beer except for the puking !!!
Anyways Till the next time !!
The Law
There is a legislation going to be passsed by the Texas house barring sexually suggestive moves by high school cheerleaders ! Where house leaders feel that many cheerleading routines have some lewd moves. Thank god the law will not be applicable to college !! Where its ALLLLLLLL lewd moves !!!!
I met a french girl the other day and the first thing I blurted out, trying to impress was "Parle vous francaise?" Now how stupid is that also considering the fact that those were the only french words I know !!
Then I stared blankly , having exhausted my French language skills !
Note to self ; need to learn a new language !
Something similar happened when I was in India , I met a french guy at a cafe and I said I knew SOME french and then I said the three french words I knew yup....." Parle vous francaise? " and he started speaking in French !!! It took me a while to tell him that what I said was the SOME french I knew and that was asking him If he spoke french in French, We had a good laugh and he left thinking what an ass I was !!!
Its a funny story, since I am telling this and you dont know the other guy!
The Alcohol(hic)
I hate alcohol too much ,I dont like the wines. I dont like the cocktails ,the screwdrivers, the tequila. the whiskeys ,the gins
I hate the beers I hate light beers I hate heavy beers I hate dark beers
I dont however hate people who drink it ! But I do hate people who cant get hold of the fact that a person doesnt want to drink alchol cause he doesnt like it !!!
From my side I cant see why should I drink it ! Its sour ( beers are) it gives you a drowsy feel(all do), if you drink too much you are like a 2 years old ( someone with a big mouth and who wants to puke ) and yes who can forget DUI !! Now thats not likely to happen if you drink too much coffee , Never seen a guy getting pulled over and the cop says "I smell caffene how many coffees have you had tonight sir Its friday night and you were driving in a straight line ,,, how did you ever expect to get away with this ?"
Talking about coffee ,One of a my friends an avid alcohol lover said how can you like coffee it's bitter and black ... I thought wow isnt that like some beer except for the puking !!!
Anyways Till the next time !!
The Law
There is a legislation going to be passsed by the Texas house barring sexually suggestive moves by high school cheerleaders ! Where house leaders feel that many cheerleading routines have some lewd moves. Thank god the law will not be applicable to college !! Where its ALLLLLLLL lewd moves !!!!
posted by saurabh at
8:34 PM
